October 2011
50 posts
Running in gym class: →
ow.ly
Running for free food:
Why does time always go like this on weekends: →
is.gd
And like this during the week:
When the power goes off and you’re: →
goo.gl
In school…
On the internet
- my parents: you're beautiful honey
- old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
- boys/girls: ew what is that creature
"How was the test?" "I failed..."
ENEMY - HAHAHAHA! Serves you right!
FRIEND - Okay…
GOOD FRIEND - Aww cheer up. You’ll do better next time.
BEST FRIEND - HAHAHAHA! I FAILED TOO! HIGH-FIVE!
I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it.
Have you tried to do a Harry Potter spell?
When your mom asks you to clean.
How she thinks you would clean:
But in reality you clean like:
Everybody has gorgeous colored eyes →
ow.ly
And I’m here with my big ass brown eyes
Had an argument with your mom →
ow.ly
and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.


















